Mr. Bear out with his girlfriends.

Bustedddd. Luckiest man alive!

Bear to appear on Dog Whisperer?

No, not likely. However it is worth a shot. Perhaps with a mention of this retarded blog he will have a good chance of getting on there? No, probably not.

What kind of advice would Cesar have for Bear? Stop treating him like such a gentleman, perhaps? Or would he agree that it is completely necessary to blog about how your dog is such a gentlman?

What would you like to see on Chugglehead?

Chugglehead is only getting started. Not only that, but Chugglehead is a side-project among side-projects. Please feel free to submit ideas/inspiration. I am currently working on cartoons and songs.

Bear got skunked!

RAR RAR RAR. Bear got skunked the other morning. Right in the face. I was not very happy. Not only did he ruin my morning, but he nearly scratched me to death and entered me in a wet t-shirt contest when I had to hose him off on the front lawn.  I can only imagine how it happened….

It probably all started so innocently. Poor little reTARD.

0 views today!

Funny how Bear has a way to spin everything to make him look like a genius. He’s told me that he is interpreting the lack of viewers as “his fans finding a way to view the site without being visible”. When asked why he thinks his fans would do this, Bear replied “because my fans are of such high caliber they do not want their names circulating on the internet as looking at dog blogs.” Weird, but I guess he is right. So, thank you invisible fans!

Chugglehead parade

Hello and welcome. This will soon contain a collection of Bear photos, cartoons, products and ideas that Bear likes. I am a mere pawn in his plan to take over the world, yet I am honored. Feel free to post any suggestions, topics, or ideas that you would like Mr. to address. Most likely he will shoot them down because he is a complete, d*ckhead, but it will be worth a shot.

-Courtney